ROWLANDS IS BEING CHASED ALL OVER UNI BY TOO MANY GIRLS LOVE ME (07/04/2011)
RUGBY FOWARD ROWLANDS TLD US TO TELL ALL YOU STUDENT GIRLS STOP TRYING TO PULL ME I HAVE MY OWN GIRLFRIEND I DONT WANT ANY OTHER GIRL LEAVE ME ALONE GOD I CANT WALK ANYWHERE WITHOUT BEING LOVED.

SPEALBERG THINKS THAT CARDIFF UNI ARE JEALOUS OF SWANSEA UNI (07/04/2011)
BECAUSE WE GET THE SUN 1ST WE GOT BEAUTIFUL BEACHES WE GOT JOES ICE CREAM AND THE WIND STREET AND WE HAVE RICHARD LANCASTER THEY DONT HAVE THESE THINGS WE DO SEEEEE

LANCASTER SAYS NEW ZEALAND WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP (06/04/2011)
R LANCASTER TOLD US THAT NOTHING WILL TOUCH THE ALL BLACKS IN THIS YRS RUGBY WORLD CUP BUT WALES WILL DO WELL AND COULD REACH THE Q FINAL ORRRR SEMI FINAL IS LANCASTER RIGHT WHAT DO Y THINK

PRESIDENT LILLY RETIRE FROM THE JOB (06/04/2011)
AU PRESIDENT SIRWAN TOLD US I ENJOYED MY WORK WORKING IN AU AND THANK U FOR MAKING ME PRESIDENT IM GOING TO STUDY FASHION AND ONE DAY I WANT TO FOLLOW LAURA ASHLEY FOOTSTEPS I LOVE SWANSEA SO MUCH .

CARDIFF COMPLAIN TO UNI FIFA OVER SWANSEA FAN BULLYS (05/04/2011)
CARDIFF UNI FOOTBALL TEAM TOLD US SWANSEA FANS ARE BULLYS AND DRUNKEN PISSHEADS THEY WERE PUTTING US OFF TAKING THE PENALTYS WE HATE YOU ALL SWANSEA BAY I TAKE A SHIT ON IT SWANSEA IS A SHITHOLE.

CARDIFF UNI ARE DEVASTATED THEY HAVE SACKED THE THE WHOLE TEAM (04/04/2011)
CARDIFF UNI HAVE TOLD US WE HAVE SACKED AND KICKED OUT MANY OF OUR PLAYERS AND STAFF LOSING TO SWANSEA 2 YRS IN A ROW IS A DISGRACE OUR PLAYERS WERE IN THE 2ND HALF GETTING TORTURED BY SWANSEA

CLANCY WAS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE NIGHT (03/04/2011)
CAPT CLANCY FOR ME WAS THE MASTER OF VARSITY CUP RUGBY SAYS SPEALBERG SPEALBERG TOLD US THAT CLANCY LOVES THE ALL BLACKS SO I WILL BUY HIM A ALL BLACK RUGBY SHIRT

LANCASTER IN SECRET TALKS WITH THE OSPREYS COACHING POSITION (03/04/2011)
RICHARD LANCASTER A.U.T AND BOSS OF RUGBY HAS BEEN SEEN MEETING WITH THE OSPREYS BOSSES WORD OUT ON THE STREETS IS HE COULD BECOME THE OSPREYS COACH I ASKED LANCASTER WHATS GOING ON HE SAID NO COMENT SPEALBERG

SPEALBERG INVITES THE RUGBY VARSITY CUP TEAM TO THE NEW COSMOS RESTAURANT (03/04/2011)
IM SO HAPPY AND PROUD I HAVE ASKED THEM TO JOIN ME FOR A ORIENTAL DINNER IN THE NEW COSMOS DINER ON ME ..

LANCASTER TELLS US MY JOB IS VERY HARD WORK COACHING THESE KIDS (03/04/2011)
LANCASTER TOLD US THE AU IS MY LIFE NOW I WORK FROM 8AM UNTIL 8PM COACHING AND RUNNING THE OFFICE ALL DAY FIXING PROBLEMS ORG SPORTS MATCHES TRANSPORT KIT TONS OF PAPERWORK ITS A HARD LONG DAY 5 DAYS A WEEK I NEVER SPEND MUCH TIME WITH MY WIFE HARD WORK

MENS FOOTBALL 1ST WI VARSITY MATCH ON PENALTY SHOOT OUT (01/04/2011)
SWANSEA UNI FOOTBALL 1ST BEAT CARDIFF IN VARSITY 3 TIMES IN A ROW NOW TO SEND CARDIFF PACKING ON A DRAMATIC EXITING PENALTY SHOOTOUT WITH THE SWANSEA FANS IN JOY AND HAPPYNESS

CARDIFF ARE IN A TERRIBLE STATE OF MIND LOSING AGAIN TO SWANSEA IN VARSITY (01/04/2011)
THE CARDIFF RUGBY TEAM TOLD US WE LOST BAD WE WERE JUST CRAP IN THE 2ND HALF WE HATE THAT LANCASTER AND HIS TEAM THAT ROWLAND BOY WAS GIVING US A VERY BAD TIME WE BE BACK YOU SWANSEA PRICS DONT WORRY

HOCKY 1ST LOSE HEAVILY IN VARSITY TO CARDIFF (01/04/2011)
MENS HOCKY 1ST HAD A GOOD 1ST HALF BUT CRUMBLED IN THE 2ND HALF TO LOSE BY 6 GOALS OR MORE THE GIRLS WON BUT THE BOYS FAILED AGAIN CAPT TOLD US WE NEED TO FORGET THIS DAY IM GOING TO FIND PEACE DROWN MYSELF AT SWANSEA BAY

CLANCY AND ROWLANDS DESTROY CARDIFF IN 2011 VARSITY CUP (01/04/2011)
CLANCY AND ROWLANDS HAVE PLAYED A MAJOR PART IN BRINGING DOWN CARDIFF SPEALBERG SAID THE CLANCY PASS TO ROWLAND WAS WORLD CLASS CLANCY AND ROWLANDS ARE GOING TO BECOME BIG RUGBY STARS THAT 2ND TRY WAS OUTSTANDING PLAY

VIDEOS COMING OF VARSITY DAY JUST A BIT TIED WILL PUT UP SOON (01/04/2011)
WELL DONE TO YOU ALL FOR TRYING TO WIN YOUR VARSITY MATCHES SOME WON AND SOME DID NOT DONT WORRY WE WON THE BIG ONE CARDIFF 18 SWANSEA 28 YESSSSSSSSS.

LANCASTER 2 IN A ROW AND MORE TO COME (01/04/2011)
RICHARD LANCASTER BEAT HIS ARCH RIVALS CARDIFF AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN IT WAS A WORLD CLASS DISPLAY OF POWERFULL STUDENT RUGBY INFRONT OF 15K FANS AND 1 MILLION LIVE TV VIEWING

SWANSEA WIN 2011 VARSITY CUP IN 2ND HALF DESTRUCTION (01/04/2011)
THIS WAS WORLD CLASS STUDENT RUGBY AS SWANSEA CRUSHED CARDIFF IN THE 2ND HALF TO TAKE THE VARSITY CUP AGAIN IT WAS SPECTACULER NIGHT IN CARDIFF

JACKSON WINS HOCKY GIRLS VARSITY MATCH WITH PENALTY WIN (01/04/2011)
CAPT JACKSON HIT THE WINNING PENALTY TO BEAT CARDIFF JACKSON TOLD US I NEARLY FAINTED WHEN WE WON I STARTED CRYING I DONT KNOW WHY ITS ONLY A GAME OF HOCKY THE COACH WORKED VERY HARD WITH THE GIRLS TO GET THIS BIG WIN WELL DONE BIG WIN

LANCASTER AWARDED FREEDOM OF SWANSEA UNI (01/04/2011)
RICHARD LANCASTER HAS BEEN GIVEN THE SWANSEA UNI FREEDOM AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING SPORTS TEACHING THE VARSITY CUP WIN OF 2011 WILL NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT IN CARDIFF LANCASTER TOLD US IM SO GREATFUL THANKU FOR THIS AWARD

FRESHERS RUGBY BEAT CARDIFF IN DROP GOAL SHOOT OUT (01/04/2011)
THE SWANSEA UNI RUGBY FRESHERS BROKE CARDIFF HEARTS AGAIN AND DROP GOAL SHOOT OUT WIN ENDED CARDIFF MISERY START TO VARSITY SPEALBERG SAID SWANSEA WERE THE BETTER TEAM ON THE DAY ANOTHER BIG SWANSEA UNI WIN

VARSITY CARDIFF 18 SWANSEA 28 (01/04/2011)
THE VARSITY 2011 SHOWDOWN WENT TO SWANSEA UNI IN A NIGHT NEVER TO FORGET IN CARDIFF MALENIUM STADIA ALL THE SWANSEA UNI FANS WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKU BOYS FOR WINNING THE VARSITY CUP

MENS HOCKY 1ST SURVIVE RELEGATION (17/03/2011)
MENS HOCKY CAPTAIN TOLD US I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE LADS DRINKING PARTYING I BANNED IT ALL FOR SIX WEEKS AND WE STARTED TO WIN GAMES WE ALL HAPPY NOW VARSITY IS NEXT AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE THIS TIME YOU LOSE VARSITY I SWEAR ILL SMASH MY CAMERA UP

NETBALL 1ST WIN LEAGE 2B IN STYLE (17/03/2011)
NETBALL CAPT TOLD US WE FEEL SO PROUD OF OURSELVES WE BEAT SO MANY TEAMS NOW AND WE WANT TO PLAY FOREVER TOGETHER I LOVE MY NETBALL TEACHER AND I LOVE ALL THE TEAM WE WANT VARSITY NOW ITS OURS THANKU SPEALBERG.

HOCKY 1ST GIRLS ARE RELEGATED AFTER SO MUCH HARD WORK (17/03/2011)
THE GIRLS PUT UP A FIGHT BUT IT WAS TOO LATE IN THE END I THOUGHT ALL THE OTHER TEAMS WERE CRAP ASWELL BUT HAY AT LEAST YOU ALL ARE REALLY FIT AND HEALTHY THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WELL DONE KEEP RUNNING GIRLS.

SPEALBERG IS MADE REDUNDANT AGAIN (14/02/2011)
THE A.U HAVE MADE THE FAMOUS CAMMER SPEALBERG REDUNDANT AGAIN WE ASKED SPEALBERG WHY HE SAID THE A.U RUN OUT OF MONEY AGAIN IM GUTTED